WEIGHT: 65 kg
Services: Tie & Tease, Lapdancing, Moresomes, Photo / Video rec, Cunnilingus
I arrived in Colombia with a completely different view of what I thought Colombia was going to be. The people of Colombia, which I now group as the insanely awesome super cool people of Medellin, were extremely proper, nice, and all around awesome. When I arrived in Cartagena I got a completely different vibe. Cartagena is a major tourist attraction in Colombia due to the prime location for cruise ships. While Medellin does receive a ton of tourists and expats the attitude was completely different.
In Medellin the attitude is more respectful its more along the lines of may I please have your money? In Cartagena the premise is more towards hey give me your money now. No one has tried to hustle me until I got to Cartagena. I find it wildly peculiar that I was asked nicely if I wanted to try cocaine and panuni.
Punani being the Jamaican Patois word for women and well, prostitution. You just received a lesson in Patois now say it three times fast! Not 5 minutes after I walked out of my hotel I walked past an awkward dark street corner after cocaine dealer after a group of prostitutes after a very nice cocaine dealer after another awkward street corner. This was the first night. Okay maybe not, my first response was to just say not and continue walking.
The second cocaine dealer wanted to be my buddy. He asked me my favorite color which he thought was white and asked if I wanted sea food for dinner. How could you possibly say no to that? I said why yes of course… to the dinner. There was a third cocaine dealer but he was boring, deal with it. It was such a respectful hustle, a well mannered tourist trap. I loved it and will incorporate it into my Colombian pick up lines! Oops said that out loud. So I am feeling pretty good about the city now and the new city jitters are beginning to drift away.
I failed to mention that being the responsible traveler that I am I had to stop at a random hotel to use their internet to find the address to my hotel. The next day is when I saw the real side of the city. I was trying to go from the popular clock tower to the Castillo de San Felipe. In Medellin, taxis starting far is 2, pesos with the current exchange rate being roughly 1, pesos to 1 dollar. I of course resisted where he did not respectfully hustle me nor try to find out my favorite color.